xoxo, Alice

I've been disappointed over a lot of things where I thought they were true...but they turned out not to be.

For example: Alligators don't really live in the NYC sewers. I was like "WHAT?!" I had honestly always believed that was true! It was a huge disappointment when I found out that it wasn't!

Here's another one. Shangri-La. When I found out that Shangri-La was a fictional place, I almost cried. Don't ask me why, but I had always thought that Shangri-La was where the Dalai-Lama lived!
According to the all-knowing Wikipedia:

"Shangri-La is a fictional place described in the 1933 novel "Lost Horizon" by British author James Hilton. In the book, "Shangri-La" is a mystical, harmonious valley, gently guided from a lamasery enclosed in the western end of the Kunlun Mountains. Shangri-La has become synonymous with any earthly paradise but particularly a mythical Himalayan utopia — a permanently happy land, isolated from the outside world. In the novel Lost Horizon, the people who live at Shangri-La are almost immortal, living years beyond the normal lifespan and only very slowly aging in appearance."

That was like a kick to the stomach... I was going to live there when I grew up!!!! (Although I think that everyone is lying because they're covering it up...)

Do you want another one?

OK...

Johnny Depp....

Is not European...

I was in SHOCK when I found this out. (My friend Kahli told me all of three weeks ago)
He was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. D=

That means his accent is FAKE!

..I hope his French wife knows about this -_-''